WatyrDragn: boo
Foal84: hey not much
WatyrDragn: haha, way to guess my next question.
Foal84: oh woops
Foal84: !

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WeHaveExplosiv: silly hypocritical goose  

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Andrew1593: in other news i just told someone that a gorilla came charging out of my woods yesterday and almost ate me

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Kitz000: Hey, in ‘tell me I’m beautiful’ you spelt ‘scary’ wrong.
WatyrDragn: really?
WatyrDragn: oh fuck you.

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Mellowship: It might be ok to not fear kids…enabling you to eat them.

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stickgrl94: well. there's this box in your kitchen with buttons on it. or sometimes a knob.  and you open the door, pop the thing that is cold in, press some buttons until a light comes on and it starts to make whirring noises
stickgrl94: open the box before the hot pocket explodes tho

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stickgrl94: that explains a LOT.
WatyrDragn: haha
stickgrl94: speaking of lot, we didn't have bible homework did we?

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Stuky9000: yay for Rob's truck
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Auto response from WatyrDragn: My god.  Rob's truck is enormous.  And red.  I followed it home in driving rain, when I couldn't tell what color the stoplights were...and I could still tell it was red.   

Yay for climbing.  Yay for Rob and Ned.  Yay for Christmas. I'm around.
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WatyrDragn: It's definitely a macho-compensating-for-inadequacies kind of truck. 
Stuky9000: i'd prefer just macho
Stuky9000: i don't want to speak for rob though

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LTek1: I DID answer! I was just being a smartass.

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Auto response from Ltek1: You spin me right round (the apartment) baby right round (the apartment) like a record baby right round (the apartment) round (the apartment) round (the apartment.)

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WatyrDragn: hello?
ItsAWagon: hello?
WatyrDragn: hi.
WatyrDragn: who are you?
ItsAWagon: me
WatyrDragn: right.
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: do I know you?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: good.  Do you have a name?
ItsAWagon: i do
WatyrDragn: will you tell it to me?
WatyrDragn: or are my twenty questions up?
ItsAWagon: you could probably figure it out in less than 20
WatyrDragn: Collegiate?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: Senior?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: Male?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: In AP Bio?
ItsAWagon: nope
WatyrDragn: either of my English classes?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: Baseball?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: Spoon?
ItsAWagon: yup
WatyrDragn: asshole.

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dengueblues247: it must be the fates playing with us
WatyrDragn: hehe, must be.
dengueblues247: but we can always get them back; they're blind so we can trip them with sticks

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Redpoint515: quite comical in an I’m-totally-going-to-hell-for-laughing-at-this sort of way  

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WatyrDragn: Y'know what feels really weird?
Ender813: Vacuum cleaner enema?

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itsawagon: you're not going to believe this, but I'm actually snacking on asparagus right now.

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JGardnerVT: I know I have a point, and anyways, just look how cute Rob is.
JGardnerVT: he has that whole deer in the headlights look

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WatyrDragn: so would you recommend seeing the 8th grade show?
FuzzDragun: if you enjoy ripping your hair out strand by strand then by all means come on down
FuzzDragun: that was andrew
FuzzDragun: no it wasnt
FuzzDragun: yes it was
FuzzDragun: no it wasnt
FuzzDragun: yes it was jerk
FuzzDragun: mother always loved you more
FuzzDragun: we are going now
FuzzDragun: see you later
FuzzDragun: bye

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Fuzzdragun: trogdor the game needs a pause button

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FuzzDragun: and i'm married with three children.
FuzzDragun: yeah, i hide the family under my bed at home.

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Doowok: I thought of the best way to dump someone.
Doowok: Send her a package with the following: a pumpkin with the word "dumped" carved into it," a picture of you kissing another girl, a picture of you and her torn to pieces, and jagged glass.

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Screeeeename: remember how i said i had 2 testis today?

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takeiteasybam: nope, i foresee tomorrow ending in fire

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WatyrDragn: like mel says, rooting for the mets is like rooting for someone with one leg.
papalegbyrne: rooting for the yankees is like rooting for the guy who cut off the leg

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grocerygttr8: "Of all the flatware, the spoon is the least threatening." Giggity.

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Lethe669: ya i am going through porn withdrawls...
WatyrDragn: why? You've the fucking internet right there!
Lethe669: have you seen my hands?!?!
Lethe669: they are the consistency of industrial strength sand paper!!!
Lethe669: and I am very much a fan of having skin on my penis thank you VERY much!

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Kelia Lynn: go poke a sox fan for me

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redpoint515: t'was the night to beat New York
and all through the nation,
not a single sole was thinkin
of 85 years of damnation.
Cuz this is the year
to end our bad luck,
and even if it weren't
the YANKEES STILL SUCK.
On Damon, on Nixon, Manny, and Nomah
On V-tek, on Walker, Ortiz, and Millah
Carry this team and end this damned curse
Don't blow Game 5, or you'll leave town in a hearse
To the true fans of Boston,
Get a beer and a cup
And say it together:
Cowboy Up!

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mellowship: Why do people only knock on my door when I'm not wearing pants? -- answer: because you never wear pants.

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KSaine: well, I'm taking my huggable plush Jesus and going to bed.

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LTek2: I hope that if I am ever stabbed or shot or anything I can maintain the presence of mind to bellow, in my most Shakespearean voice, "I am slain!"

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KSaine: damn your sveers!
WatyrDragn: haha, yeah.
KSaine: the absolute shit is to play that game with headphones on
WatyrDragn: ooooo
KSaine: i dont know if i should thank you
KSaine: or curse your soul

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Auto response from WatyrDragn: "No money, no weed...it's all been replaced by a pile of corpses." name the movie, win a prize.
SprNvaJce5: "Lilo and Stitch" (Director's Cut)

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trogdorburnin8: when you left, you were dead to me
WatyrDragn: there is no love.
trogdorburnin8: none at all
trogdorburnin8: none at all...

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ShawshankGump: YEAH thaty;s right abby
ShawshankGump: aby(*
ShawshankGump: baby*

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when the Red Sox win anything, I'll buy you your own personal state. seriously. –random guy on the Daily Jolt

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stickgrl94: carter laughs when you try to kill her. it's odd.

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stickgrl94: ‘teehee’ scares me so much coming from you

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KSaine: gettin your 'educate' on?
KSaine: get it?
KSaine: education
KSaine: holy shit
KSaine: im funny

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KSaine: you lost me
KSaine: where the hell am i?
KSaine: whats going on?
KSaine: holy shit!
KSaine: why am i wearing a dress?

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KSaine: im not real fond of this font...i think thats why i am having these chest pains

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KSaine: while you ponder that question, i will go get my dainties out of the dryer

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Brice85: OMG...
Auto response from WatyrDragn: So no shit, there I am, reading my book at the meet, and this little six-year-old dances up to me and says "Are you a boy? 'Cuz you look like one."
Brice85: Erin... if you're a boy, then I'm the proudest fag in Virginia...
Brice85: And six year olds are foot level for a reason...

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ShawshankGump: heyt
WatyrDragn: hey
ShawshankGump: be back in sefcondsza i OGTTA GO HANMDLE AN ISSUYHE
WatyrDragn: .....
ShawshankGump: SOPSRRTYR;'
WatyrDragn: ...
ShawshankGump: sssorrrrrrrrty

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trogdorburnin8: just because your computer sucks, don't take it out on us
trogdorburnin8: there's more of us
trogdorburnin8: that means we're right
trogdorburnin8: duh, that's how things work. because if you don't go with the majority, you're terrorist. get it, osama?
WatyrDragn: thank you, Mr. Bush.
WatyrDragn: may you perish in flames

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WatyrDragn: you've rendered me speechless.
trogdorburnin8: then i get the nobel peace prize
trogdorburnin8: rock on

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trogdorburnin8: haha... yeah satan
WatyrDragn: yeah
trogdorburnin8: satan rules
WatyrDragn: ...is there something I should know about you, Chris?
trogdorburnin8: nothing the pentagram on my chest hasn't already told you

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JGardnerVT: Yankees?????
JGardnerVT: what the hell?!
JGardnerVT: against the sox
JGardnerVT: oh yeah...i mean i guess you could root for the yankees just like everyone else...and i guess that would be the safe thing to do...but grow some balls!!! The Red Sox deserve it more, they are a better team, and they are better people overall...NYC sucks ass!!!
JGardnerVT: hehe
JGardnerVT: I don't know a damn thing about baseball.

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CrayolaMinx: I managed to make the paper 10 pages by altering the margins 25 hundreths of an inch

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KSaine: plus its always great to know someone named Sergio
KSaine: much more exciting to talk about sergio than, say, bob
KSaine: cause you know, YOU KNOW, mayhem is guaranteed to follow someone of that namesake
KSaine: i'm just making shit up

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KSaine: i used to blast WEEEEEEE over the loudspeaker at TVA...you haven’t lived till you see a 300 lb carpenter from Jersey do the squirrel dance
KSaine: the brain cells that harbor that image can never be used for good ever again

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KSaine: we love you, you giant fucking Q

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papalegbyrne: oh shenandoah is my peeing song
papalegbyrne: it just happened to enter my head one time back in the day--and now does so pretty much all the time
papalegbyrne: it's gorgeous
papalegbyrne: especially with the sound of tinkle

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Lethe669: I dont' like the name Laurence. Only faggots and sailors are called Laurence.

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Mgreen624: i will get my hate
Mgreen624: hat
Mgreen624: somehow someway
WatyrDragn: haha, I don't have your hate!
Mgreen624: when u least expensive
WatyrDragn: hahahaha
Mgreen624: expect it*
WatyrDragn: how the hell did you do that??

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Lethe669: NPR is left of, like, Stalin

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she's talking in her sleep.  it's keeping me awake.