so there \\ dysfunctional reality \\ misfiring 

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literary masturbation (n): A work getting off on itself

This page never went live...I liked it, especially the font.  The dragon is courtesy of Dee Dreslough, who also inspired Nira, a story I never wrote.  The title and definition is courtesy of my junior year English teacher; a lovely woman, really, with a wicked sense of humor.  I liked the silver-and-gold colour scheme, too.  But for whatever reason, I decided against it.  I'm fickle like that.